__________________________________ Q: What do you call 20 AUBURN fans skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet __________________________________ Two AUBURN football players were down on 6th street partying up a storm. ” The player replied, “Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.” __________________________________ Q: Why was the AUBURN football team late for their last game?
A: Saturday __________________________________ An AUBURN fan called the hospital saying “My wife is having a baby, what should I do? ” The AUBURN fan replied, “No, this is her husband.” __________________________________ Q: Why do AUBURN fans like to have sex with the lights off? __________________________________ Last week, severe thunderstorms and an F-5 tornado moved through the AUBURN campus.
Damages were estimated at .00 __________________________________ Did you hear about the AUBURN fan who was injured in a pie eating contest? __________________________________ Q: What did the AUBURN fan do after coming upon a stop sign? __________________________________ What do AUBURN fans use for birth control?
A : Start a large business and put an AUBURN grad in charge of it. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in the tank.
__________________________________ An AUBURN fan stopped at a gas station in Lafayette Louisiana. __________________________________ Q: How does an AUBURN girl earn money for college? __________________________________ Q: How do you keep an AUBURN fan out of your yard? __________________________________ Two AUBURN scholars were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks.
__________________________________ The AUBURN players are so lucky.
When they go Christmas shopping for their mother, girlfriend and sister they only have to buy one gift.
He gets taller __________________________________ A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read “Here lies an AUBURN graduate and an honest man.” The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there? Upon returning to school, the AUBURN fan couldn’t wait to try the joke out on one of his friends. ” __________________________________ Why do AUBURN football players like smart women? __________________________________ A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. A huddle __________________________________ There are 4 AUBURN players in a car. The police __________________________________ Did you hear about the new honor system at AUBURN? You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.” __________________________________ Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a classy AUBURN Fan and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. * The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures. He asked the first one he saw, “My mama has a child who’s not my brother and not my sister. Shortly after, the second man says, “So, I bet you’re an AUBURN fan.” The first man says enthusiastically, “Why yes I am. You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.__________________________________ Q : How do you come to own a small business? Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.I would love to have our cums to mix as we reach that point of no return.Your sex appeal would make my cock feel great as we have perfect sex together.We take no responsibility for the content on any website which we link to, please use your own discretion while surfing links.